tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post8522074146630090782..comments2023-11-05T03:12:59.149-05:00Comments on THE FRACTURED KEYBOARD: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILDREN'S WRITER WHEN. . . A CONTESTNiki Schoenfeldthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13732768791387582546noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-23377433788886150032008-11-12T18:58:00.000-05:002008-11-12T18:58:00.000-05:00You know you're a children's writer when you actua...You know you're a children's writer when you actually look forward to going to the dentist, because it means you'll get to check out the latest issue of Highlights for Children.<BR/><BR/>EvAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01126348129771856136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-56663092114331204992008-11-11T19:33:00.000-05:002008-11-11T19:33:00.000-05:00Sorry- should have identified myself up there...Mi...Sorry- should have identified myself up there...<BR/>Miles2go = BethAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-3645209526329354542008-11-11T14:42:00.000-05:002008-11-11T14:42:00.000-05:00You know you're a children's writer when:After pun...You know you're a children's writer when:<BR/><BR/>After punishing your kids for saying hateful and mean things to one another, you dash off for a pen and paper to write everything they said down...because it would be [i]perfect[/i] dialogue for your middle grade WIP!<BR/><BR/>TamekaTee Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10929248535869283495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-37214531430050584232008-11-11T08:26:00.000-05:002008-11-11T08:26:00.000-05:00You know you're a children's writer when you think...You know you're a children's writer when you think J.K Rowling might have used too many <BR/>-ly adverbs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-5745077749459860382008-11-10T10:21:00.000-05:002008-11-10T10:21:00.000-05:00You know you're a children's writer when nature ca...You know you're a children's writer when nature calls and you cross your legs over double instead of answering because the dialogue is flowing so smoothly, the action rising so beautifully that you can't leave the computer for even a minute or you'll risk losing that orgasmic, climactic moment forever.<BR/><BR/>--MeganThe Winding Ascenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18436432834251794409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-46787085552666024672008-11-10T09:42:00.000-05:002008-11-10T09:42:00.000-05:00Rolling On Floor Laughing... ROFL :)You know you'r...Rolling On Floor Laughing... ROFL :)<BR/><BR/>You know you're a children's book writer when you've penned your ideas on your hand and up your arm because you did not have access to any paper. At that point, your arm is covered in ink, much like your 4 year old's arm. Instant connection! :)Write2ignitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17266315375662322726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-35825995631206544432008-11-06T16:14:00.000-05:002008-11-06T16:14:00.000-05:00You know you're a children's writer when describin...You know you're a children's writer when describing gross things becomes second nature - such as cat vomit with mouse parts peeking out of the tangled hairball or nose picking resulting in it being flung across the classroom. LOLMaggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15743192891103133820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-30174532402165604792008-11-06T15:32:00.000-05:002008-11-06T15:32:00.000-05:00What's ROFL?What's ROFL?Niki Schoenfeldthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13732768791387582546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8666281991823382096.post-91077396500025591262008-11-06T14:50:00.000-05:002008-11-06T14:50:00.000-05:00ROFL! I'll definitely have to post mine soon. Let ...ROFL! I'll definitely have to post mine soon. Let me give it some thought...Write2ignitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17266315375662322726noreply@blogger.com